The Caustic Confederates

Cautic Laws

2009-03-16T02:12:00.003+05:30

Causticity is back. Back from the exile. With some new theories. Read on.

My great friend, Yuvraj, a non-caustic confederate is always upto some analysis and explanations to various theories. A few days ago, he extended, or rather say, applied a fresh aspect to an existing theory, what we call as Pareto's Principal and is famous as 80-20 rule.

Assuming, all of the readers know what is 80-20 rule, he analyzed that 80% of beautiful girls are taken by 20% of boys. The development of such an idea came when two of us were enjoying CC (a censored word) during the evening walk. Always like gays, we had no girls. That is really unfortunate, you see. We are very much single and "desperate".

So, we took an example of us and a group moving ahead of us. There was one guy with 4 super sexy girls of our MBA college. What a luck! This conspired us to follow and extend the 80-20 law here.

A theory points out to other theories as well. So, there was another one. Like money attracts money, girls attract girls. Not in the lesbianism way - but if a guy has one girl, he has the probability of having three or four more - mostly the friends of that single girl. But who minds? Not the guy ofcourse. And if you won't even have one, a fresh piece would never come into your stock.

There was one more from me. If you see a gang of hot girls together (only girls), and you like the hottest among them. Now its simple logic, the probability of having airs of attitude with this girl will be quite high. She wouldn't give you lift at all. But then, don't lose hope. The vice-versa technique fits here too. Target the ugliest looking girl and be friends with her. According to the inverse principle, she wouldn't be having arrogance problems and will readily become your friend. Be with her.

Now according to the 80-20 rule stated above, your girl will attract her friends (to join her and you). Gradually, you come in contact with the hottest girl too. Be calm and composed in the beginning and control your emotions. Flatter the gang of girls and when you feel the situation is correct, propose her. Caution, don't propose the ugly girl early. You can land into a serious trouble.

A last, please. If a guy and a girl are walking at a speed of less than 1 km/hr, they are definately a couple. If the speed is comparitively faster, the girl is always looking straight and the guy towards her, he will soon be either going to propose her, or getting a kick in the ass. If the speed is futher swifter, they are just friends - good friends. If the speed is the swiftest, they are definately targetting the next olympics (this was, one of the best PJs from me in the latest times).

Enough of theories, I'll add later if I find one. By the time, I really love that hot girl (who never sees me even). [:(]

JIIT Server

2009-03-07T12:11:00.006+05:30

The famous JIIT server is well known to block various sites in different categories. But sometimes the categorial blockage is too absurd to digest. The categories seem to be infinite and the sites blocked under them are square of infinite. You will be surprised to see the categories. The screenshots will be added time to time as we encounter them. Keep checking!!

Brrrrrr Eaking Neeee Uuuu...(sss)

2008-12-05T23:45:00.006+05:30

"If Love is Blind and Marriage is an Institution, then Marriage is an Institution for the Blind"

"The secret of a successful marriage is incompatability. He has the income, you have the patability."

Omg..The title is as breaking as the news below :P :P

BREAKING NEWS... CAUSTIC COUPLE FILES FOR A DIVORCE !!

The mummy and papa of Caustic Confederates are separating.. Why are they splitting up ? Being an "A" class ("A" has nothing to do wid the age limit : ) reporter of Causticism Channel,I have conducted a thorough investigation to find out some of the probable reasons for this divorce.

The 1st probable reason being..their privacy was breached by Mr. Karan Johar as he got the idea to film "Dostana" from these two life partners.

2nd..Both of them agreed to live a "straight" life and not a "tedi" life.

3rd one of them either d mummy or papa or even both (Binary OR condition)..actually even the confederates arnt sure abt who is the mummy and who is papa !! anyways the 3rd reason..they have found a new life partner, whom they rank more than their present partner..yes am talking about Queues and specificaly Priority Queues.

According to our sources one of them is thinking of Ngaging himself with some research work..although this combination (work + him) hardly goes hand in hand,but he thinks he his new partner would be work. Till date he wasnt an Alcoholic, but now he'll unquestionably be a WORKOOOOLHIC (Researcaholic).

We the confederates used to hang out with them, will continue to hang out with them..although 2 confederates wont be with us from January 19th 2009.. YES AM A PANDIT too.. u can show me ur "janam patri(s)" and all..pandit-agiri is my side business.I'll forecast your future with 100% accuracy and will make sure what I tell positively happens in the future.. :D

Ahh..screw..my marketing tactics..grr.. 4th reason Mummy/papa thinks that papa/mummy has started to ignore her/him..(phew..i got it rite :P ).

5th.. the most common reason these days..thanks to Ms Lionwat(arrgh...Ms. Sherawat ..u nincompoop !!) and Mahesh Bhatt...EXTRA MARITAL affair.

Going by the "Hi-Fi" rule of causticism,They have filed for divorce in the Supreme Causticism Court.

Will the divorce take place ? What will happen to their children? What will happen to their "dhan dolat" ?

Stay tuned for more updates..

This is Confederate no. 3 signing off... hope u find gud lawyers for this perplexing mummy/papa jodi !! ADIOS

Confederates a day before CAT

2008-11-15T14:12:00.002+05:30

Now that the most sought after, coveted and nerve wrecking exam is here tomorrow, let us see what the confederates are upto at this critical moment of their lives.

Maddiee is one of the biggest contender of getting into the IIMs or any of the top 20 colleges for sure. Cracking all the Mock Tests by securing sky-high marks, he sits well comfortable on the top with tremendous practice and experience at solving the paper. If the pattern remains the same, I do not see him scoring anything less than 145-150 tomorrow. :P

Abhishek Rao has always been the dark horse. Though he has not practised as much as Maddiee, one could expect him to come from behind and even fly past his figure of marks. On his day, Rao is unbeatable. This he showed by bagging the first placement offer (TCS) which neither of the confederates could do. He has the sheer ability to make the unexpected to be expected. I have my money on him (coz he is my caustic couple :P)

Vaibhav Jain, the VJ. No one knows, not even he himself, why the hell is he appearing for CAT. Even if he secures the highest percentile all over India, he is unable to join any of the colleges because of his stupid commitment to JBS. People are sure he has the capability to crack the paper, and he himself knew this till three days ago. But since he started solving Mock Papers, he is in a shock. He doesn't know anything. He just has one thing with him, i.e., no pressure. Otherwise, no hard work, no motivation, no effort and no luck.

The other three confederates have nothing to do with CAT. They are comfortably seated at homes. Ghosh and Goli are upto some revenue earnings by developing a webportal. Do visit them at www.techtadka.net. Both have the capability to bell the CAT, but Goli opted for the MS line, and is leaving for Florida next month. Ghosh prefers job experience for atleast 2 years before commiting himself for post graduation.

Finally, the beloved Rebel. You don't expect a Tech Genius to do MBA, do you? His SUN is shining high, and the secret behind is that he makes it shine. (jyada to nahi ho gaya? :P) He is always into the business of some JAVA programming. I wonder if his friends were not giving CAT, he would ever know we have an exam like that. It is because he has to do something great, unique and extra-ordinary, just like our senior Siddharth Batra did (http://rollickingmaniac.blogspot.com/2008/11/siddharth-batras-zunavision.html).

I wish all the confederates the best of luck. Because luck is what counts the most tomorrow. Hope to see Maddiee and Rao in top B-schools, Ghosh in Singapore (he wishes so), Goli in Florida performing well and Rebel - keep the SUN shining brightly. As far as VJ is concerned, uska kuch nahi ho sakta.

Breaking News.. Caustic Couples strike again..

2008-11-05T13:56:00.005+05:30

In a grave incident that happened today around 11:30 am, me and Rao escaped a vicious blow to our characters and dignity (though we are hardly left with any). We, the Caustic Couples were at our usual best, discussing what we like discussing, girls. And today we were enacting the judges, ranking the most beautiful girls of our college.

The idea of this rating system crept into our minds when we saw a very very beautiful lass infront of Sanjeev Sharma Sir's cabin. Rao said, "she is the one about whom I was telling about, who wears low waist trousers", and the conversation began which is, ahem, *censored*.

This led us to 'quantifying' her grace and comparing with other gorgeous ones. 'Of course', we resonated, 'the number one spot is fixed'. And then Rao suddenly recounted that he had to meet Mrs. Sangeeta Malik, his mentor.

So we headed from Maths Department on 1st floor to the CSE department on the opposite side of the 2nd floor, taking the way infront of the Electronics Labs. When we ascended the stairs, Rao noticed Sangeeta Mam leaving and she went, Rao could not talk to her. So we stayed in the middle of the stairs, comforted ourselves there and resumed with our discussion.

For about 10 minutes, we were 'negotiating' with the ratings and then Rao diverted the topic to his project work. Hardly had we carried the discussion further when there was a noise behind me. I turned back and the scene horrified me. Krishna Asawa Mam was staring at us from inside her cabin through the window, probably furious about the noise we were making. But what has disturbed us more is the topic which we were discussing on. RATING OF BEATIES, eh? She would have certainly heard it.

She saw us. She is my panel member [:(] What if she remembers me? Terryfying thought. We were so dumb, we could find that place only? Right behind the ears of the teacher and that too in full volume? As if, each corridor and every place is open for our Caustic discussions in the college. [:(]

We slipped away from there as hurriedly as possible, visibly going numb for the next few seconds. Rao had his hands over his face, and could not get out of this shocking trauma for next 15 minutes. IMAGE?? ho gayi na down...

Anyways, ab to aadat ho gayi hai.. wese bhi we wish Mam enjoyed the ratings. [:P] After all we are Caustic Couples, naam roshan bhi to rakhna hai na...

A Cube divided by A equals to A Square

2008-10-29T00:38:00.004+05:30

Surprised by the subject of this post, well there's a long story and a short story to elaborate on the subject.

A Cube

If you remember a guy called Tunna, he had once made a small J2ME Application for his Sony Ericsson Walkman Phone, which seems to be outdated now. I mean both the mobile and the application, actually Tunna is outdated as well, by today's standards ;)

So, Tunna along with two more guys from same batch collaborated to make this application, named it A Cube, just because all the three members had intial in first name as A. Talking about collaboration, surprisingly Tunna was the only one who worked hard in that project. Thats an inside story, don't tell anyone else..

Divided by A

So, if we divide A Cube by A, we get A Square- so lets take a look at the short story of A Square... This is really getting interesting :P

A Square

From Tunna, lets move on to Lecture Theatre 2, i.e. LT2.

Brief Overview
Lecture's going on SEM, not SEMester yaar! Rebel reaches the lecture 15 minutes late, time ki kya value hogi uske liye, jo duniya se ladne ko tayyar rehta hai har waqt..

Complete Story
Everyone's doing some silly assignment, and Rebel gets furious with the faculty in-charge and decides to copy the assignment :P So, everyone sitting the same quarter where Rebel was sitting were copying same solution, so did he!

Faculty was in mood to take revenge with the Rebel (haan haan puraani dushmani hai). Anyways, so A Square (she) fired questions at a lightning speed only to realize later that she was losing Oxygen at the same speed as well.

Rebel was in a state of shock and awe, so he didnt reply and sat calmly only to see Ms. A Square tearing his (Enrl. No.) and his group's assignments in public, and walk over..

This is not good manners, ek toh Rebel ne kuch kaha nahi upar se yeh attitude, not happening! This is how the above mathematics equation gets complete. So, now I feel I will paas T3 with an A grade..

BABA SHAMANI BANGALI.. hee haa haa haa

2008-10-25T00:38:00.006+05:30

Do I need to write anything for the support of the above pic? Each and every thing is caustic in itself.

For instance, look at the two portraits in the top left and right corner. "Sai Baba versus Skull Baba".

"Sabhi jagaho se nirash...." He knows that we have already visited sabhi jagahs.

"keval 7 ghanto me" I remember an Eno ad that said.. "raahat sirf 6 seconds me". Obviously, he is focussing on a larger problem, so will naturally take some more time to provide that raahat.

"Mere kiye kaam ki kaat kare, muh maanga inaam". He doesn't even have the slightest hint what the confederates can ask for. :P

And then the "problem" list follows and follows and follows. Me and Rao spotted one more such problem which needs censor board approval to be listed here. :D

The highlights of the "problems" for me are "sautan va dushman se chhutkara", "pyar mohabbat", "prem vivah", "pati patni ke jhagde", "manchaha pyar va vashikaran". He 'sells' pyar and mohabbat. I will buy in wholesale. :D

And he is also capable for making as well as breaking the homes. "Pyar mohabbat" goes hand in hand with "pati patni ke jhagde". Such a multi tasker.

"Kale va ruhani ilm ke maahir". I couldnt understand it. And it is written in large font. :(

Oh no, how could I miss such an important information.

"Jesa chahoge wesa hoga". Hum to kis kis ko and kya kya chah sakte hain. :D

Timings are also awesome. Looks like a government job, some office work with office timings.

And what great items he has asked us to bring. 2 nimbu, 2 agarbatti. Really scaring me off. Ya shikanji banane ko and machhar bhagane ko mangwa raha hai. Gawwwd knows...

Awesome amount. Rs. 151.. Does it include the expense of his shikanji and machhar affinity?

Finally comes the shubh naam. It had to be such. BABA SHAMANI BANGALI. Fascinated. Thrilled. What a name. Mr. B.S. Bangali... or Dr. B.S. Bangali?? :D

And look at the address. He sits in a complex, that too on the second floor. Perfect office work. And what an awesome place he has chosen for this work. NITHARI. Now needs no further explanation.

Finally the USP of the advertisment. The 2 phone numbers. Font Size, the maximum. Arial 72. Has Reliance connection as well. Mera to free padega. Khoob baat karunga babaji se. :P

Now after posting this, I am really in a state of terror. Kahin ye padh liya unhone, to apna "vashikaran" mujhpe hi na kar bethen. :(

Anyways, I am visiting him ASAP. Afterall, he says, jesa chahoge wesa paoge nahi to MUH MAANGA INAAM. We say in Hindi - Dono Hath Ghee Me.

BABA ho to SHAMANI BANGALI jese ho.

Zehreeli kavita

2008-10-14T15:09:00.003+05:30

The intent to write this kavita was quite a romantic one, but with passage of lines and thoughts, this is what it resulted in. Rao rightly suggested - I could sell each of the stanzas for Rs. 50 to truck-wallahs so that they can write these at the back of their trucks.

Read on the 'Caustically emotional', 'Caustically romantic' and 'Caustically Caustic' kavita and leave ur comments.

taaro si chamakti teri ye aankhen,

phoolon sa khila tera ye chehra,

madhosh kar denge tere ye kaakul,

ehsaas hai inme koi saagar sa gehra.

roop tera esa saawra salona,

roshan kar deta hai rooh ka har ek kona,

kya zaroorat hai dhan daulat ki,

tera poora ang hai chaandi sona.

na koi maan, na koi gumaan,

sharmo-haya ki tu moorat hai,

bholi pyari ithlayi si,

teri ye komal soorat hai.

aankhon me teri chhaya hai noor,

e maula, na karna mujhe tujhse door,

tere zulfo ki faili hai jo ye kali ghata,

bikhre hain chehre pe, unhe yun na tu hata.

sooraj ki pehli kiran jab padti hai tere mukh pe,

khil uthta hai ye saara jahaan,

baadal jab umad umad ke aate hain,

pehli bauchhar karte hain tere jism pe yahaan.

tujhe andaza nahin tu kya cheez hai

ya banti hai tu ab itni masoom.

khade hain jo teri jhalak paane ko betaabi se,

kher, kar le tu un deewano se maloom.

na mita sake tere mere pyar ko,

na gira sake koi mere vishwaas ko,

bas akhiri raasta hai kisi ke paas,

band karni padegi use meri saans ko.

:) :)

A lizard crawled into my server

2008-10-01T15:25:00.003+05:30

The various help desks are always there to make the consumers' lives easier by answering their queries about the related matters. Consumers also feel at ease that there is always someone who is there to guide you incase you need help or have run into trouble.

Robert Half Technology in Menlo Park, CA reports some strange queries asked to the help desks, when they surveyed the CIOs. Some of those masterpieces are as follows.

“Why isn’t my wireless mouse connected to the computer?”
“My laptop was run over by a truck. What should I do?”
“Can you rearrange the keyboard alphabetically?”
“How do I read my e-mail?”
“My computer is telling me to press any key to continue. Where is the ‘any’ key?”
“Can you reset the Internet for me?”
“There are animal crackers in my CD-ROM drive.”
“Can you build me a robot?”

Some end users called to report problems with mice -- not the electronic kind -- and other pests. To wit:

“Can you get the mice out of the ceiling?”
“A server went down, and I found a lizard had crawled into it and died.”
“A skunk ate my cable.”

Other requests signal more trouble than just a technical glitch. Here are some examples:

“How can I block e-mail from my manager?”
“Can I open the bank safe using my computer?”
“Can you install cable TV on my PC?”
“Can you order joysticks so that we can play video games?”
“I’d like to stop receiving e-mail on Fridays.”

Help desk professionals are known for lending a hand, but these end users took the concept too far:

“Can you come and install my car stereo?”
“Where can I locate dry ice?”
“I’d like wireless computer access in my motor home.”
“Can you fix my typewriter?”
“How long does it take to bake a potato in a microwave?”
“My daughter is locked in the bathroom, can you pick the lock?”
“Can you tell me the weather forecast for next year?”
“The elevator is broken.”
“How do I wire a robotic turkey?”
“Where can I get software to track UFOs?”
“Can you repair my motorbike?”

These type of questions, in addition to add a humorous aspect, also tests the patience and empathy of the help desk personnels as well as their skills in dealing with such out-of-blue situations.

Surya-vansham

2008-09-28T22:58:00.004+05:30

Nah, nah- I am not blogging about Amitabh Bachchan's Film, which resurrected his filmy career, helped him clear his debts and became Big B, again!

:P

Array, mein apne college ke surya-vanshi ki baat kar raha hun, you don't know? Really? Sacchi? Tauba, Tauba!!! Achcha gaana hai waise Kailash Kher ka, aajkal Indian Idol mein judgement pass kar raha hai ;)

Anyways, well I am talking about very own Geeky Bhangas! You don't know him, how would you? Batchmates se gappe ladhane se fursat milegi tab na....

Madieee, bas mere khyaal se itna kaafi hai sochne ke liye, aur mere Caustic bhaiyyon, please don't reveal who's Geeky Bhangas!

Jai Surya Dev Ki

Patil vs Palin

2008-09-25T00:06:00.006+05:30

Note: I've no intention to demean First lady of India through this post.All Indians respect their president so do all 'confederates'.

As they say, ' a picture is worth a thousand words' these photos will support the phrase.

While we(VJ and I) sat in some class studying something and doing some real stuff,bakhaiti!! Actually we were sitting in VJ's room and suddenly an idea popped up in our minds, to search for "Sarah Palin" after we were done searching for some beautiful Indian models.All our hopes came crashing down when we found most of'em have turnd into mums :( . Newaz, we found some really nice pics of Sarah Palin and since she's is a probable Vice Prez of U.S. a serious thought came to us,"Difference between our prez and their 'prez' ".
Look what do we have and what do they have!!Left to you as an exercise.
Well lot of similarities can be drawn upon,better mention the differences.

Rebel joins Caustic Confederates

2008-09-23T00:08:00.005+05:30

Hello all,

I have been following this non-sense blogging for the past 1 month or so, and I felt this blog needs more drama and masala...So, I have joined this league of extra-ordinary gentlemen, are they really men?

Anyways, as you can see from my pic, that attitude itself shows how I got this name, "Rebel" it was during my engineering, that I met some homo-sapiens, who considered themselves superior to the others inclusive of me.. Once they did hit my nerve, and I couldn't stand it anymore, raised my voice! Got popular in the eyes of the other sufferers, not for some stupid amateurish outburst. I stood for the truth, and faced the consequences alone..

I think that's enough non-sense to introduce me to all of you!

LaughoBeauteo Contesto :P

2008-09-22T21:17:00.003+05:30

Every year the quest for finding the most beautiful woman on earth begins.Then, the day arrives,all the beauties are constellated on the stage.From the general billi chal round to SWIM suit round to the questionaire round..every star is tested.Some are not able to shine as brightly as others. Eventually a winner is chosen. Shucks, I missed d telecast this time..bloody cable operator.. Star world hi gayab kar dia !! :P

A "haseena" or if you are an avid fan of NDTV Imagine's Ravana a "SUNDARIIII" (haahaahaa .. mind the lafing style ) :P is chosen. The smile of the Haseena wearing the evening gown makes way for itself surrounded by a cavalry of tears.It's like a nacreous sun obnubilated by clouds making way for itself..and soon the sun starts shining brightly.

The previous year winner who is all jealous but still manages to fake a smile crowns the new "haseena" and the winner has just one thought in her mind.."Ye tereko toh galti se mil gaya tha..ye toh mera hi tha" ..lol..have I started watching those K serials ?The graph of her smile which was till now a decreasing parabola starts attaining a new shape(some cubic increasing function).The supply of her smile which was hovering at around 20volts gets some additional charge using some Kirchoff's law and induction theory to become a 20000Volts supply !!

But why am I saying this ? Have I lost my mind ? Have i lost something ? Has somebody stolen something ? Have patience..I'll tellya d tragedy .

After the so called "two weeks expatriation" from ALA..nooo not the clothes whitener dumbheads..Applied Linear Alzebraa. VJ n I were back at same place again sitting nxt to each other..cracking jokes,dis time sensible jokes..Rao and Yoooovii also joined us. We were setting up CAT 2008's DI paper (questions and topics to be kept in secrecy to prevent any kinda piracy and breach in privacy..err..watevr), but yess what I can reveal is it's related to graphs :P :P Newaz, Mr. "And So On" entered the lecture theatre with our T1 answer scripts tied with plastic ropes which reminded me of Alphanso mango cartoooon (as he pronounces) and asked us to give him 5mins..lol..60mins bhi maangte toh vo bhi de detey :P Somebody from ECE shouted "5mins maango ge toh 10mins dengey Kashmir maango ge toh kaat bhi dengey" ..Although our "respected" sir didnt hear this,but he was surely annoyed with the way we were laughing !! Next what came was not less than some kind of game,probably which only Huey,Duey and Louie(Ducktales you nerds :P) would have enjoyed !! We were made to sit in some "Arrangement" which was systematic(as Mr. "..." said).

As a result of this the 3 confederates(Rao,VJ and Me) came to the 1st row of the lecture theatre..Lol..it's been 3 damn years in this "Jail" IIT we finally got a chance to sit in the 1st row.. Yeah A Big Achievement..Thanku !! Newaz, sir started to distribute our "Neat and Clean" answer scripts (Jab kuch aata nahi toh neat and clean hi hogi :P),den something happened,VJ started to laugh although he was smiling earlier but now..That kirchoff's law came into play..20000volts ki smile..Goshh !! Dude..ur one of best step up transformer.. I hope India's power situation improves :P

As it's written in some law book "No matter how dumb your own activities are,teachers are to see that no student laughs during his lecture". Yes, he again caught VJ who was laughing away to glory(thankgod mei nahi tha :P ) .Sir was like "Kya bhai ye kya koi natak chal raha hai ? mei kya koi nautanki kar raha hoon ? Koi mela hai kya ye..jo itna has rahe ho ? problem kya hai..Jab bhi dekho hastey rehtey ho.. mei kya joker hoon?"No prize for guessing..The whole lecture theatre was laughing !! We all(1st row) tried to control our laughter,but failed miserably,we tried looking here and dere but no use..

Although VJ didnt gave dat "Kutil" smile :P ,but yes the "Katil Haseena" title has now gone to VJ..

Ladeejjj and Zentlemaan the new "Kaatil Haseena" of ALA is VJ (echo..echo).. deviyo sajjano aur Ravano.. swagat kijiye iss nayi SUNDARRIII ka. I have given d "Kaatil Haseena" Crown to VJ ..all smiling infact laughing :P wid no hard feelings.. ye crown tu hi rakh, am happy wid my "Kutil Smile" crown.

As a good event manager I'll mention the names the sponsors for LaughoBeauteo Contesto - The 3 confederates, College administration for giving us a "seat" ,for providing us with "And so on" kinda ppl and last but not the least Mr ...

Note:- ... is different from .. !! :P

The JIIT system - its webkiosk now

2008-09-22T17:18:00.002+05:30

http://jiitwebsite

What do you find here? It is your webkiosk and you find your seating arrangement and exam schedule, right? Now keeping in mind the fuss and havoc created about seating plan in the T-1, the webkiosk team had been asked to put up the seating plan at the webkiosk itself, to avoid the last minute confusions during the exam time.

They did so. They have mentioned the room number, the seat number with row number and the column number mentioned separately. Such a great job. We are proud of them. And we are also proud of them because they do not know the difference between a row and a column, which I feel even a kid of class 4 would be knowing.

You tell me, if your row is 2 and column in 3, what would it be? B 3, right? But they swapped the row with columns (in their minds) and put it up as C 2. Similarly for row 17 column 3, it is not Q 3 (we do not even have so many rows), it is C 17.

I got literally confused but only for a fraction of second. It is because, it is JIIT and anything can happen here. So what if even the registrar gives the final approval after the proof checking?

The Caustic Partner - Devdas? Not really..

2008-09-18T18:11:00.006+05:30

Now let me introduce you to my Caustic partner (remember the Caustic Couple post?) - Abhishek Rao. We are couple because we are devoid of any 'normal' relationship. But what can you see here? A dejected, gloomy, dismal Rao. No!! Mene kuch nahi kiya. Don't take me wrong please. I have never ever tried to reap benefits and pleasures from such a relation.

It actually goes like this. We (me, Rao and Maddiee) returned from Maggi wale uncle with (ofcourse!) two plates of Maggi (not for Rao). Since it started raining, we gathered and stopped at the OAT. It was alright till then. The situation was in control, Rao was smiling. Then, as we began to eat the noodles, Rao slumped down to the ground level (itna neeche gir gaya). We didn't pay much heed then, but when I noticed the disparate behaviour of my darling, I thought isko bhi maggi khani hai and keh nahi raha hai bas senti ho raha hai. But not many people know me apni maggi kisi ko bhi nahi deta.. apni darling ko bhi nahi.

Anyways, I gulped it quickly and threw the plate into the dustbin. Maddiee was still left with it. I thought Rao still had some hopes. But then, Maddiee also finished with it and crushed the paper plate - and crushed Rao's dream of eating maggi.

I thought of consoling him, so main bhi neeche gir gaya, I mean I also sat down with him. When I asked him ki bhai naraz ho gaya kya, then he said he did not want to eat maggi but he was sad because he had not done his project work. Yes, this was an issue to be tensed but not so much that my darling becomes a devdas (no no.. paro).

But close examination of his behavior revealed that actually he was staring a girl sitting directly opposite to him. She is the prettiest girl of our college - according to we 'Caustic Couples' - but how can this unfaithful partner betray me, and was looking at a girl?? Chheee... But then I realized, we had agreed that we are free to continue with our ladkibaaji also.

But then, so dejected for a girl? And let me clear your minds now, he is not devdas and he is not sad, gloomy, etc etc. Look at the lust in his eyes. These eyes are not melancholy but full of lust - like a 'male' nymphomaniac (iska masculine gender mujhe nahi pata). He confused us, first with the maggi thing then lied to us with the project thing. Arrey, "us" to thik hai... damn it, he lied to me?? Oh God! how can I live with such a Caustic partner?

At first, I thought to break up with him. But then, who does not slip when such a hotty is sitting directly infront of you? It is a natural feeling. We are still BOYS afterall. Anyways.. thanks Maddiee for this wonderful photograph from your brand new Nokia 3600S (saale.. ad karwa raha hai nokia ka mujhse?) of this multi-faced personality. Rao, sudhar ja warna acha nahi hoga.. us ladki ko hum sath me ghoorte hain.. :P

JIITU teachers strike back!!

2008-09-15T18:31:00.004+05:30

They have done it again. They have again showcased their genius. We students of JIITU are so proud to have such wonderful faculty here. Our future stands the brightest under such intelligent teachers guiding us all the way. It is said that the leaders set examples. And teachers can also be assumed as leaders - who guide us, who motivate us - by the tasks and deeds they do in their own life.

Again one such incident happened a few moons back. The cabins of the faculty members were being shifted or reshuffled. Now it must be known to everyone what it takes to shift your home, rooms, offices, etc. It takes a heavy toll on the body (and some times on the mind too!).

Now, you would ask me - how on mind?? So let me tell you, we were fortunate enough to see some faculty members shifting their entire officehold from one cabin to other - which includes their computers. And the greatest news is - they were seen shifiting the monitors, keyboards, mouse too.

Now come on, does any normal person shift his monitor when all the monitors issued to each teacher are alike? And same with the keyboard and mouse. I agree with the transfer of the CPU, as it has something 'personal' stored, but why all the other things? Everyone has a 17" Lenovo monitor with black keyboard and black mouse. So what was the need to be more laborious?

I feel it was the 'apnapan' because of which they were doing it. They had been working on the same stuff since months, so a sense of belonging does exist which made them impossible to being juda from the things.

Anyways, whatever be the case, we are sincere students, everytime everything learning from our reputed teachers. May God give such faculty to every college and that too Computer Science faculty.

KAATIL haseena ki KUTIL muskaan

2008-09-12T15:42:00.006+05:30

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VJ: kaha ho ji?
Madhur: home pe
VJ: ALA?
Madhur: AiLA mei bhaag gaya ..(nahi kar raha) :P
VJ: hhaha
Madhur: mujhe shauk nahi hai apni KUTIL muskan usse dene ka :P
VJ: hahaha
KAATIL haseena ki KUTIL muskan
Madhur: :P
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What surrounds your mind after reading the topic of the post and the chat log ? Whatever it is, allow me to take you to the scene of the incident.

Date and Venue: 22nd August, 2008 @ LT-1

Purpose: Applied Linear Algebra Lecture

As usual, we, the bunch of morons, were not understanding a single word blabbered by the other moron.. oops.. our respected ALA teacher. He had started fresh with the new topic Vector Algebra and we all tried our 'effortless' best to grasp the contents. To my left was Madhur, to the right was Yuvraj and to his right was Rao. There were other students too, but only Yuvraj seemed to be understanding what he gabbled.

As it is universally evident, the Confederates are not the people who waste their single moment. We can't afford to lose time which we were losing sitting there idly, and this was against our instincts. We had to do something constructive as we are socially and morally responsible citizens. So what better than our favorite work - PJs, PJs and infinite PJs.

This had been the most sought after work we have been doing since our 1st year and this gives us immense pleasure as at the end of the day, when we analyze, we find we had done something worthwhile. And as always, the protagonists were me and Madhur.

The topic? Obviously, our beloved 'respected' teacher and his teaching methodology, style and his overall persona - 'golo-molu'. Continuing with the constructive task, we started producing results. Now, this is what each successful work's final outcome should be, right? And we were the successful ones. The result? 440 volt electrifying smiles. Or what outcome do you expect from the work - PJs.

It was my turn first. I smiled but only with 357 volts, my head had made an angle of 45 degree with the base, so that 357 volt shock was not noticed by our teacher. We continued with producing more results. Now, it was Madhur's turn.

He started with 200 volts, arithmatically progressing with common difference of 80 volts. Twice he successfully implemented but on the last, when he reached the 440 mark, his angle was 90 degree, and the big grin electrified and the teacher got a huge shock. The effect of the shock travelled to his brains and the repurcussion of it was clearly heard when he said to Madhur, "boht der se dekh raha hun.. aap ye KUTIL muskaan kyu diye ja rahe hain? mujhe disturb karne ki koshish kar rahe hain? apni is KUTIL muskaan ko apne paas rakhiye".

And what was next? That 440 volt smile stepped up to 880 and on each and everybody's face present in that Lecture Theatre. Madhur could not help but laughed and laughed until the end of the class. We transformed his KUTIL muskaan to KAATIL muskaan, but it was remodified by me to "KAATIL haseena ki KUTIL muskaan".

Now whenever we need to find association of Madhur and the 'respected' shockful teacher, we are remembered with the above phrase. So one of the Confederates have been transformed into KAATIL haseena. :P

1st Joint Production Post Of the confederates :p

(MJ VJ Aur PJ ..hahahahah)

make hay in Chandni raat

2008-09-10T11:23:00.003+05:30

The title might not be as caustic as it sounds but the thought behind it is!! It is a combination of a Hindi and an english proverb:
चार दिन की चांदनी फ़िर अँधेरी रात
and 'make hay while sun shines' .

One of my friends happened to be in some kinda situation few days back which actually gave the idea of this post. It happened somewhat like this, he wanted to be out of his house to stay with his girlfriend.His girlfriend lives in a flat with few other girls.His parents went out of the station and he wanted to cash in this opportunity. He made real good use of it!! He frequented to girl's place,rather stayed there.But now that his parents are aware of this 'outing' of their dear kid.One of them stays back and the 'kid' is under control now.
The guy made use of the opportunity but it only lasted few days.So I discovered this proverb

"make hay in चांदनी रात "

I guess it qualifies to be caustic!!

The 'MAMU'

2008-09-10T01:00:00.003+05:30

You must be wondering who this guy is ...

First of all .. he is not a guy .. infact we are not even sure if he is a he (research is underway) .. the creature is most commonly refferred to as MAMU , also called aatankwadi , aadamkhor , junglee , jaanwar ...

The creature was first sighted in northern India , near the capital city..shortly after the disappearance of the mysterious 'monkey-man' ...

It is believed that the defence funded prototype escaped from the research labs in the early 90's .. it was spotted again in the 2005 , whereupon the government captured and sent it to the most secret , secure and harsh confinement they ever built .. the place was codenamed 'JIITU'

The creature continued to display its unexplained behavior at the facility .. he would often be seen moving at an extraordinarily fast pace between different blocks at the facility often scaring personnel with sudden violent outbursts ...

The defense dept. had devised an unknown mechanism to keep him under control , and thus he spent most of his time with the senior researches sent from the defence dept ..

But soon , with the disappearance of few of a researches from their cabins where they used to study the creature , the other researchers grew uncomfortable with the research and lost control of codename 'MAMU' out of fear ...

The creature has now under his control , most of the facility .. and is expected to escape this facility in no more than a year ..

For the sake of the country , a young fearless group identified as the 'Caustic - Confederates' continues this deserted research today before the creature escapes ...

Some insight has been gained on his abilities that may help in future confrontation in times of need ...

- The creature has the ability to emit verbal disturbances without breathing ..
- The creature can alter the molecular composition of air in the vicinity making it difficult for humans to do certain tasks ..
- The creature can live without water for several days ..
- The creature has a tail behind his head

The creature possesses many such extra-human abilities bus his most important abilities are surely :
1) kaatna
2) chaatna
3) fartna

We hope this information is useful to anyone who has encountered the 'MAMU' before or has been warned by the local news channel after one year ...

The Caustic Couples

2008-09-06T10:08:00.001+05:30

It has been long I have scribbled something at my ‘second home’ (in terms of blogs). The reason being - I was involved in some kind of research work. It demanded a lot of effort, hard work and patience. And finally I am done.

This was a different kind of research. And since it is being mentioned here at cc-bcc, it ought to be ‘caustic’. For the past few days, Rao and I were busy noticing the behavior of our college students. We also had, clandestinely, put up close circuit hidden cameras at various places in our college building. It recorded the daily movements of the public and by the end of the day, we used to analyze it. This observation was recorded for 14 days, and now we are here – giving a solid conclusion – not generic but pertaining only to the confederates.

The prime motive for this research was that we both were getting jealous as well as itching for a girl who can roam with us day and night. We used to stand and sit hours in the corridors, in the ground, at the coffee shop, in the cafeteria and near the ‘khopchas’ and the only thing we observed was that all of the population always walked in couples. Each female had a male accompanying her. Hands in hands, hands around shoulder, hands in the partner’s pockets and sometimes hands at censored places.

It has been more than three toiling years yet we couldn’t find a girl for ourselves. One day, out of frustration, we went to the rest-room to check our faces if some part was missing or is out of place. But we were extremely normal and fine, yet we never understood why we had no girl with us whereas alien-like faces roam with two or more generally.

The girls’ choice is unpredictable. It is a question way beyond the study of psychology, we are mere engineering students. Three years are more than enough for this kind of longing – it’s like bereaving. So we finally decided to resort to the last way – the technology. It was used to observe girls – which kind of girls like what kind of guys, what do they do whole day long, from where they come up with never-ending conversations, how is it possible for them to talk even with the person standing next to them not able to hear a single thing and above all, whether they ever fight so that we can grab the opportunity?

One more big reason was that we were trying to spot girls who were not escorted by guys – who are single. And to our disappointment, we couldn’t get a single girl – ready to mingle – without a guy. What a fate! Deep studies and analysis revealed that girls’ choice of guys couldn’t even be understood by God himself. There is no fixed criterion except for the fact that we both are not at all fitting in any one of them. We are born losers – but all losers have been great lovers. When will women understand and realize this?

Anyways, the other findings of the research was that sometimes it was impossible for even the partner to decipher what the other was saying – nothing could be recorded in our highly sensitive camera even. All day along, they just remained with their partner doing literally nothing except giving a naughty and irritating smile once in a while. And about fighting? Yes they did. But it did not take long to settle their disputes – ice-cream was the major reason. So, we never had any opportunity to have grabbed it (opportunity, not ice-cream).

Finally we came to a conclusion that we always will remain what we are. Girls are not in our fate. But we are not among those who accept defeat. So, we decided to be “Caustic Couples”. ‘We’ means me and Rao. And please, before you come to any conclusion, just erase the word - GAY -from your dictionary for a moment. We are not behaving gays but “Caustic Couples”. Only intellectuals can differentiate. Intellectuals like us, deprived of a girl.

Why should we remain single? So, we have also formed a couple. ‘Caustic couples’ are far better than the ‘normal couples’. We don’t fight, we don’t cry, we don’t be sentimental, we don’t whisper to be difficult to understand, we both pay – not one person has to suffer as in ‘normal couples’, we don’t ‘expect’, we don’t restrict our partners to roam with a person of other ‘caustic’ couple, we don’t waste our time doing nothing.

On the contrary, we enjoy every moment, public doesn’t wink at one of us (as prevalent in the normal couples), doesn’t tease one of us, doesn’t stare at one of us, we have no problems introducing our partners to our parents, there is no restriction visiting homes of each other even staying up at night, sometimes sharing the same bed to sleep if we feel tired (of masti, idiot). We also have the full liberty to stare at ‘normal couples’ and sexy girls. We also share our feelings with each other without doubting. There are many more advantages the ‘caustic couples’ have over the ‘normal couples’. Above all, we never break up.

Still, if you haven’t deleted that word, please do it. We are still in India and we know our limitations well. We don’t give our hands in hands, hands in pockets or hands at censored places, so keep that thing out of your corrupted minds. The Caustic Couples have suffered much for the last 3 years; now let us live some caustic lives.

But all said and done, the caustic couples would still like extend the invitation of being transformed into the normal couples. So if any beautiful girl ready to accept it, is heartily welcomed. Please someone come to us, pleaseeeeeeeeeee.

Ok ok, we are not getting desperate anymore. Looking for a good response positively, the Caustic Couples continue to enjoy presently. And if someone needs any more ideas of doing some caustic research, they can approach us unhesitatingly.

Bug in the Google chrome

2008-09-04T19:55:00.004+05:30

Yesterday Saurabh Dhuper was filling the online form of TOEFL and yesterday itself i started using Google's New web browser and when he filled the details of the credit card (the last and crucial stage) there was the message on the browser " Not enough encryptions used by the browser " (haha never use the things in beta version) and the processing button keeps showing that the transaction is in progress.
There was also a message " Do not press the back button and refresh the page as the transaction can be entrupted " .
This is the stage when he have to do nothing and wait because its the matter of about 165$ ( who's gonna pay it two times) . Then the tension keeps on increasing as nothing comes up in the browser simply a animation which indicates that the trasaction is in progress. Poor dhuper has no option left but to wait and pray..

I also faced the same problem 2 days before and i know if there would be any problem then the transaction is not carried and we even don't get any message but are simply fooled by the transaction progress button so i asked dhuper to close the window and there is no need to worry as if it was to carried out then it would have been .
But unwillingly he closed the shit browser of google and he even leave behind my computer and switch on to other computer and even to the mozilla browser ( its best) and fill the form..

Truth about Abhishek Ghosh

2008-08-30T16:58:00.003+05:30

Its really true what is shown in the pic ie abhishek ghosh one of the confederate never say bad to anyone.....

T-1 Paper-1 @ JIITU

2008-08-27T12:22:00.004+05:30

The journey for the final year’s T-1 began today with all the hustle and bustle around. Such disorganization has never been seen or observed before in the JIIT scenario.

The ‘drama’ had already set off yesterday with the change in the time table and the venue of the exam. And also the syllabus. Till the time, we got to see the question paper, we didn’t know whether certain things were in the course or not.

We reached before time and expecting the seating arrangement to be as we had been sitting for the past three years – enrollment number wise, but… BUT… it was arranged so haphazardly, that in an exam of 60 minutes, more than 15 minutes were ‘utilized’ to search for the appropriate allotted seat. There were cases when adjacent seats were occupied by the students of same semesters writing the same paper. This was certainly the biggest boon for them.

After a little confusion, I finally found my seat. Then, began the excitement imagining a beautiful girl mentioned by VJ in the previous blog. Luckily there was a girl, but unluckily she had not even the most distant relationship with the beauty. Silly FAT ASS! :P We were so jam packed that ‘concentration’ was an unfamiliar word to all of us. But luckily, VJ was sitting just diagonally and I copied a 4 mark answer from him. :)

But the ultimate hilarious were the various conversations between Samiksha and some adjacent neophytes.

The girl (1st year) – “First year?”
Sam (with an air of pride) – “Fourth”.
The girl – “Then you must be knowing everything. I have got Physics paper today”.
Sam (puzzled and laughing) – “Physics! I didn’t even get marks when I was in 1st year, you expect me to remember that after 3 years?”
After getting the answer sheets, that girl flipped the pages and said, “Isme to lines hi nahi bani hain”.
Sam (to herself) – “kya bevkoof ladki hai yaar!”
The girl (to her batchmate, when he was writing) – “Yaar tu itna seedha kese likh raha hai bina lines ke?”
There was another conversation between Rajlaxmi Mam and a freshman (Animal ASS) sitting between VJ and Samiksha.
The boy – “Mam, sheet is not signed”.
Mam (probably heard only the “sheet” part and laughing) – “Are you a first year?”
The boy – “Yes”.
Mam (with a cute and mischievous smile) – “Child, you don’t get an extra sheet. You have to complete it in the provided 32 sheets only”.
Infact, I was also bewildered. How has the ‘idiot’ finished 32 sheets in his very first college exam? I could not fill even 16 till now in these 3 years.
The boy – “Mam, I am saying my sheet is not signed”.
I felt a sigh of relief.
After Mam signed and went, the boy (to himself) – “10 bhi nahi bharengi, 32 ka to sochna hi bekar hai”.

Anyhow, the drama continued, with one of our reputed teachers (another sick FAT ASS) shouting on top of her voice with her highly irritating shrill voice for the entire duration of the exam, who was finally interjected by Ankit Garg – “Mam, can you please be quiet? We are unable to concentrate”. And then the whole LT cried unanimously – “YES MAAAAAAAAAAM!”
‘Respected’ Mam (angrily) – “How the hell do you expect me to call the names then? I have to do it; there are few more names left”. And then she continued to peeve us.

The last jolt was the last question of our paper, to which somehow I found the answer, but it’s wrong. :( And the funniest thing is - everyone has done it wrong. :)

Never before in my life had I given an exam like this. During the exam time, the ambience, environment, atmosphere all were highly torturous. But when I am penning down this, it seems to be a very comic incident in my life at JIITU, while writing my first exam in the last year. But truly, what a disorganization! They are really experts. Hats off to them!

The confederates a day before T-1

2008-08-26T18:13:00.001+05:30

For anyone who is wondering about the delay in posting a fresh post on the blog, I would inform them that our 7^th semester exams are beginning tomorrow. But since when has Vaibhav Jain been deterred by these minor hiccups in the smooth easy life of his? Exams or no exams, or even any other obstacle, blogging can never take a back seat.

Madhur is getting frustrated today for various reasons. Firstly, he is unable to understand some basics of OT subject, which I have completely overlooked. Why to ponder so deep on the things when you know you are finally going to screw up your mind anyhow! He is also peeved because of the highly disorganized system of JIITU. They have changed the timings of the exams just two days back and the day scholars have no idea about this.

But I would rather blame Madhur itself for this. Three years have passed and he doesn’t even realize that this is JIITU where any miracle is possible. We are just trained how to deal with the last moment emergencies. So what if someone is going to miss his exam? From the next time, he would remember for sure, to keep checking such information even 2 minutes before. This is the basic rule of industry life, and only JIITU teaches us how to deal with it pragmatically. For those who want some true insight, this webkiosk system, operated from this time itself, sucks. And this new 'technology' is being implemented just to advertise their "hard work" they have put into making some third class website, full of errors.

Rao is missing today. He must be studying hard. I hope a beautiful girl of 2^nd year sits next to him. It is his long lasting dream. It happened last year, but he became a monk and didn’t capitalize on the opportunity. Silly!!

Ghosh is always found in the hostel during the days and nights of the exams. No, not to study, but to see movies and teach others. And so he did today. His over popular bike is the cynosure of the exam days which always remain busy for the photocopying stuff, and the chauffeur is he himself, even if he has that subject or not. That is called a true social service.

Goli 'tries' to remain cool during exams. I don’t know why but I can always sense a mature behavior in him. He tries to study a lot. And we know he is one of the better minds our college has produced. But it’s so sad for us that he abstains from delivering his famous punch, i.e., his ‘deadly theories’, and so there is a feeling of dullness in our lives these days.

Finally, me myself. I didn’t study a single minute for the subject, but have taught various people 6 times the same thing. Its very very frustrating. And I have decided to thrash the next person who knocks my door for this purpose. It is also historically observed that if I teach something to someone confidently, that confidence becomes over-confidence and I end up screwing up my paper. And what’s worse? The people, whom I have taught, secure more marks than me. But I have never cared for marks, really. So it doesn’t matter. But I hope that atleast Parth scores well tomorrow. I have always hoped the same from Chitresh, but these two are just great. :P

Anyways, enough for today. Except me and Madhur, all members are still dormant on this blog. Going to bring them out of their shells soon. But only after the T-1. Till then, cheers and take care.

Chashma 007

2008-08-23T00:35:00.003+05:30

Ever thought how a daily use item like spectacles can be, when some "creative" brains take up the task of redefining the way spectacles are used ?

The 22nd of August won't be any ordinary day in future, It'll be the day when the world would celebrate the birthday of Spectacles 2.0

This ingenious idea which is the brainchild of Rao,Ghosh,Maddieee,Rana and Mohit Khera would start a new species of spectacles,a specs which can be customized according to the needs of it's user.

All of us envy Secret Agent 007 for his Aston Martin,fully loaded wid stuffs ranging from a cig. lighter to missile launcher.So what if you get a specs which gives you a feeling of being a BOND ? how about Bonding with the Best :P ..

Well here is your chance.. we present to you CHASHMA 007 ...codenamed Aenak Shuniye Shuniye Saat

Targetted at two kinds of consumers:-

a)For RICH people who wants it to be used as a Luxury item.

b)For RICH BLIND people,reason- they simply need something wich enables them to see clearly (NO WE AREN't Using SAINT GOBAIN glass for lenses)!!

It'll also cater to the needs of military,CHILDREN...yes ur lil. devils(to be though :P)

The word NANO is buzzing around us for quiet sometime.So inorder to keep that buzz going we will use NANOTECHNOLOGY in making this specs.

It'll have a re-arrangable molecular structure which wll adjust itself according to the medium you are present in. Whole surface of the lens will be covered with thermal sensors so, if it starts raining the thermal sensors would get actuated and eventually evaporate the rain droplets.NO WIPERS REQUIRED.Also it's made up of carbon fibres,which are known for their flexibility and strength

Aenak Shuniye Shuniye Saat has the feature of self adjusting power so if your DIOPTRE(s) increases or decreases you can adjust the power without changing ur lenses..WOW..good news for RICH MISERS. It'll also have an infrared display which allows you to see CLEAR in the night.

The next feature is surely gonna revolutionise the way people see.We have fitted a OLED Film i.e. An Organic LED film which allows you to see streaming media(movies etc) and the BOSE earphones attached to Aenak Shuniye Shuniye Saat guarantees that you get crystal clear sound as if you are using CLEAR TONE.

It comes with a 512Mb M.SD card(expandable to 4Gb).Apart from this it is GPRS,3G,Bluetooth enabled.Thanks to the revolutionay OLED's and memory card your lil. devils can play games with the help of a game controller like the Nintendo Wii

For the blind people it comes fitted with SONAR technology and a camera, which senses any obstacle,the camera takes an image of the path infront of the person,does some image processing and the voice synthesizer guides accordingly.

What more .. CHASHMA 007 is CUSTOMIZABLE TO USER NEEDS ..select what all features you want,wait for a couple of days and you'll get your CHASHMA 007 delivered to your place.AT NO EXTRA COST.

Bookings are Open (No advance money to be deposited)To book your chashma007 ..leave a comment on this post

NOTE:- This was our Entrepreneurial Development LAB.

P(h)aaltu names

2008-08-22T20:56:00.001+05:30

It's been three years,since we know each other.Though the level of knowing, understanding each other varied from person to person. People who were in one group left the group to become a part of the 'Batallion'.People who were still left together were separated all because of final year elective courses but the bond between some of us is still intact.It's a natural habit to nickname people with whom you spend most of your time.. Well since we spend most of our time in JIIT aka Junior IIT , Jaypee Institute of Income Tax ,JAIL IIT etc etc here are "some" of the nicknames -petnames(paaltu naam) .. "paaltu" for some definately.. rite TOMMY ? :P :P

Chandan Kumar Verma ---- Chandu,CKV

Avijit Dixit ---- Dixit
Lanka Yeshwanth Kumar ---- Lanki,Lankeshwar
Kushal Gupta ---- Kisaan,gupta ji
Sakshi Bhargava ---- Lady,Inspector,bachhi
Rahul Singh Dhariwal ---- Truck driver
Sarfaraz Nayyar ---- Sarfu,surf,Swimmer
Gaurav Gehani ---- Gauri,Gehani,Google,GOS,Gauri Gehani
Varun Mittal ---- Aadamkhor,janwar,MAMU,jungli,aatankwaadi (he claims he has more than 30 "paaltu" names)
Vaibhav Jain ---- VJ,Bhaiya ji
Yatin Kumar Goyal ---- Teen pet,Tin Tin
Yuvraj Garg ---- Mithun ,doggy,kutta
Vaibhav Gupta ---- Pappu (This Pappu Can Dance :P :P)
Vaibhav Sharma ---- Nanga
Deepanshu Bansal ---- Cock,Dipsy
Madhur jain ---- Maddiee,Chikki
Adarsh Chandrakar ---- Bidi,patakha factory
Abhishek Rao ---- Rao,Guruji
Gaurav puri ---- Galoot,zehrila,puri
Mayank Rana ---- Rana,Jehadi
Parth Shah ---- chhotu
Chitresh Vaid ---- krrish,ladoo,Cutie
Abhishek Ghosh ---- Ghosh babu,mickey
Ankit Agrawal ---- Ankal(uncle)
Aditya Mohan ---- Addie mohan,dude(doodh)
Samiksha Sharma ---- Sam,sami,cheetah
Anik Biswas ---- Pumpkin
Konark Joshi ---- Joshi,Shinchan
Ankur Goel ---- Scientist,Goli

First encounter with the confederates

2008-08-20T19:36:00.005+05:30

The four fanatics have conglomerated and thus created the blog in partnership. The formal introduction to the blog should be evident by the title - 'The Caustic Confederates'. Caustic denotes that the posts will be aciduous and spicy which will be full of humor. Confederates mean the partners in crime. What’s the crime? The readers might get to know as time passes by.

The comrades, the contributers to the blog are ‘unworthy’ of any introduction, but then they need to be introduced anyways. Let us begin officially by you all getting to know about them closely.

Vaibhav Jain

Popularly known as VJ. The idiotic idea of the creation of another blog in partnership was generated by him, along with Rao, Abhishek Rao (Bond style :P) even when his current blog, www.rollickingmaniac.blogspot.com, was going on smoothly. But he has other plans at this place. Quite too much into the writing non-sensical stuff, he wants to fully explore his creativity here. This blog was created so that we can provide stupid laughter to all the readers but the core reason was to pen down all the valuable moments the pals enjoy in their last year of college. VJ is an active blogger since August 2007.

Abhishek Rao

Popularly known as Rao and Guruji. He is Guru in what sense, we are still figuring it out. But we promise to reveal as soon as we explore it. It was his cranium which symphonized with VJ’s idea to bring something onto the Earth. His contribution till now was to suggest the URL of this blog, www.cc-bcc.blogspot.com, whose literal meaning is safe to be kept censored due to obvious reasons. He poses a tough competition to VJ in terms of number of blog posts in his original space www.abhishekrao137.blogspot.com, which is again so very stupid. His company always soothes people even though he sometimes behaves so weirdly. He is an active blogger since August 2007.

Madhur Jain

Popularly known as Maddiee. And he is truly popular, unlike the above two morons. The chief architect of this place, he owes a special responsibility as he is a natural genius in PJs (oops! Also studies). A highly imaginative character, his creations are sometimes fabulously fabulous. His contribution till now is to provide this blog a sweet template. His crations can be seen at his core blog space, www.uncommonblisssyndrome.blogspot.com. It should be noted that his jokes are totally non-vulgar and can be enjoyed freely together with the family. He is an active blogger since June 2008 (very late isn’t it?)

Ankur Goel

Popularly known as Goli and also Scientist, but he hasn’t done anything worth yet for which the Scientist Community can be proud of. He is the cutest, the most loved and the most innocent looking member of the group. But then someone rightly said, “Looks are deceptive”. He is on for adventure 24/7. He is famous for his deadly theories about the cosmos and related things, and whoever fails to guffaw at them, seriously needs a visit to a doctor soon. This red-haired blonde’s contribution till now has been .. been.. been.. ohhoo no prbs. He has promised to be expected to deliver the best of the humors and we can count on him owing to the natural flow of his ‘deadly theories’ and his fan following. The glimpse of his creations can be found at www.premisedcynosure.blogspot.com. He is an active blogger since April, 2007. So he is also the most experienced member.

Now after the corrosive introduction, we will make sure the readers get some entertainment. When the four powers aggregate, we have high hopes of some vulgar as well as non-vulgar comedies, some real life incidents and occasionally a serious stuff (if situation really demands). But the most important thing which follows is –

DISCLAIMER – We are extremely sorry if someone gets pissed off, embarrassed and offended by any content of this blog. If the jokes are targeted towards anyone, it is just for the sake of fun. Enjoy and let us enjoy!

Happy Reading… The journey begins.